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It’s not a coup, it’s a transition to “democracy”

What are we to make of a congress that votes to accept a “resignation” lettter in which the president purportedly says (I paraphrase) “I’ve split the country and no one likes me anymore. Oh, and by the way, I’m incurably insane. So, me and my entire government are resigning immediately and I must never, ever be allowed back.”

Honduran President Manuel Zelaya supposedly wrote this to one of his biggest enemies a full three days before the military stormed the presidential palace and forced him at gunpoint to leave the country:

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Translation, via Eva Golinger:

“Mr. President:

Due to the polarizing political situation in the country, which has provoked a national conflict that is eroding my political support, and due to my uncureable health problems that have impeded me from concentrating on my fundamental duties in the government, I am handing in my irrevocable resignation as President of the Republic, together with my Cabinet members, effective as of today.

With my resignation, I hope to contribute to healing the wounds in the national political environment.

Sincerely,

Jose Manual Zelaya Rosales
President of the Republic of Honduras

Addressed to: President of the National Congress
Honorable Representative Don Roberto Micheletti Bain
Legislative Palace
Tegucigalpa”

The military also shot dead a presidential candidate. Very constitutional, I’m sure. (CORRECTION: This turned out to be false.)

(See also: Al Giordano’s rebuke to Eva Golinger for jumping the gun in accusing Obama of orchestrating the coup. I agree with him. That aside, Golinger’s blog and Giordano’s Narco News Bulletin are both providing useful updates.)

Google’s G-spot and Baidu’s B

(WARNING: Some of the content of this post is not suitable for young readers. If you are under the age of 18, please go here immediately and download the Green Dam censorship software which should prevent your computer from ever being able to open this page again.)

When I started writing this, Google.com was blocked in China. That didn’t last. It never does. Google.com is often blocked on and off for a few minutes each time. The purpose of this is to gently nudge people away from the unrestrained world of “unhealthy information” and towards the much more controlled Google.cn and Baidu. This time the block lasted well over an hour, though, which is unusual. It’s now blocked again. Now it isn’t. And now it is yet again.

This may or may not be related to the coordinated campaign launched by the GONGO* China Internet Illegal Information Reporting Centre (CIIIRC) and CCTV against Google.cn’s “lewd links.”

(*GONGO: government-organized non-governmental organization or government-operated non-governmental organization.)

CCTV’s Focus Interview shock-horror report last week thoroughly exposed Google’s evil plot to corrupt young Chinese minds with smut. If, it was revealed, some innocent youth typed “boobs” into Google.cn’s image search, he or she would be presented with this deeply offensive page:

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Not anymore. Google.cn no longer allows an image search for “boobs” so I had to get that screen grab from the Chinese edition of Google.co.uk. It’s not terribly offensive, really. Those pictures are less pornographic than many British Christmas and birthday cards. A Baidu search for “breasts” (Baidu had rushed to remove “boobs” as searchable image item), however, produced this clean and wholesome page:

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Then there was Google.cn’s other dastardly technique intended to lure its unsuspecting users into a den of vice: at the time of CCTV’s broadcast, an innocent search for “son” resulted in suggestions for other searches that included sex between sons and mothers. Google wasn’t actually suggesting this. It just happened to be what a large number of Chinese-speaking people were looking for at that particular time - a disturbing thought. They weren’t looking for it the next day, however, which makes me wonder if someone had set up a bot to conveniently produce this result on the very day of CCTV’s report.

So what about Baidu? It had quickly disabled this function for the word “son” so I tried a different search term: the letter “b”. Baidu helpfully suggested that I might also want to search for “馒头b” which I’m told means “bulging cunt.” Purely in the interests of research, I clicked on this and Baidu offered me further choices: would I like “white, hot, bulging cunts,” “beautiful girls’ bulging cunts,” “beautiful young girls’ bulging cunts” etc, etc. Clicking on any one of these… a seemingly endless chain of onanistic possibility opened up for our hypothetical youth. By Saturday evening, Baidu had discovered this and stopped suggesting any alternative searches for the letter “b”. For some reason, a Baidu image search for “馒头b” produces a page of pictures of Brian from the TV show Queer as Folk:

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CIIIR and CCTV’s apparent double standard - attacking Google.cn, while ignoring Baidu - was quickly noted on the internet. One of the first to point it out was Jason Ng at Kenengba, translated into English by Oiwan Lam at Global Voices.

However, while many people considered this to be a very bad thing for Google.cn, Hecaitou saw it as a masterful PR coup by Google China’s president, Kai-fu Lee:

My ever-increasing respect for Mr Kai-fu Lee

After CCTV began to expose Google for the large amount of obscene content in its search results, my respect for Kai-fu Lee simply knew no bounds. The agility of his mind and the ingenuity of his PR skills simply lead one to wonder if he has come down from another planet; to have actually been able to make CCTV give Google free advertising.

Many people have associated the exposé of Google with the earlier exposé of Baidu at the beginning of the year. So, why don’t we take a look at the accusations CCTV has made against these two search engine companies:

Baidu — auctions off the top places in its search results, which include a large number of false advertisements.
Google — the search results include a large quantity of pornographic and obscene content.

You see what I mean? Baidu offers false advertisements, especially advertisements for medicine. This is an extremely serious accusation because taking the wrong drugs or going to the wrong doctor can kill people. What is the actual effect of pornographic and obscene content? Has there ever been a news report that in such-and-such a place a bunch of youths have died of dehydration from masturbating over Google?

As for the great mass of netizens, what is the most powerful motivator for them to visit a website? Sexual desire, of course. By far the largest number of searches on English Google are for “sex.” On Baidu, searches for pornographic films occupy an equally dominant position. The effect of a news item cannot be appreciated simply by looking at its literal meaning. HeeHeeTV’s condemnation appears to be moral criticism. However, most netizens fully grasp the underlying message: only Google’s got what they want! For the 270 million internet users, even the great mass of netizens who don’t even know how to copy and paste, this is a bright light to guide their path.

After years of hard struggle, Google’s share of China’s search engine market has finally exceeded 30%. However, Baidu still controls nearly 70% of the market. But that’s OK now. After this piece of news, netizens finally know where they can go to find what they most want to see. When you consider the reach of CCTV, with the whole country’s media following up on the story and all the major news websites making it their top item, this is an excellent example of negative news turning into good promotion. Countless numbers of website owners dream of such exposure, but this good fortune fell into the hands of Google. Thinking about the huge increase in traffic this will generate is enough to make one gasp in amazement.

The precise timing of this exposure, first criticizing Baidu for its false advertisements, then waiting until after Google had launched its Mp3 search, its Web Options and its Site Navigator and only then exposing it, shows that HeeHeeTV’s love for Google must be strong and deep [真是情深得紧]. Considering all of this, it’s impossible not to have a profound respect for Mr Kai-fu Lee. It’s not just that he knows where netizens’ G-spot is, causing tens of millions of willies to beat a path to his door. More than this, he understands how to grasp the media in the palm of his hand, enticing them all into his snare. We can now predict that Google’s share of the market will soar this year. Who knows how many stock options the honorable Kai-fu will exercise….

Surely, at Google’s next Christmas party, when the honorable Kai-fu accepts his award as man of the year, his first sentence will be: “Thank you, CCTV.”

China and Russia’s fake anniversary

This year is the 60th anniversary of diplomatic ties between China and Russia, at least that’s what Chinese and Russian leaders keep telling us whenever they get together. It’s a load of bollocks. Sixty years ago, the People’s Republic of China established diplomatic relations with the Soviet Union. The Soviet Union ceased to exist in December 1991, disintegrating into 15 independent republics, one of them being the (no-longer Soviet) Russian Federation.

So, if China is celebrating the 60th anniversary of relations with Russia, it should be doing the same with Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Moldova, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrghyzstan and Kazakhstan. It isn’t. Neither are they.

China’s Foreign Ministry seems to be a reasonable source of information on this aspect of Chinese diplomacy, saying:

On December 25, 1991, the day Gorbachev announced his resignation as the president of the Soviet Union, the spokesman of the Chinese Foreign Ministry said in a statement that since the former Soviet republics had announced independence, the Chinese government, in keeping with the principle of not interfering in the internal affairs of other countries, respected the choices of the people of these countries. On December 27, Foreign Minister Qian Qichen sent a telegram to the foreign minister of the Russian Federation, informing him that China had re-appointed Ambassador Wang Jinqing to the former Soviet Union as ambassador to the Russian Federation.

So, if China and Russia celebrate an anniversary this year, surely it should the not-so-exciting 18th. They’ll have to wait until 2051 for 60.

(UPDATE: See G.’s comment below on why I am probably completely wrong.)

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Tianjin Daily, October 4, 1949, annoucing the establishment of Sino-Soviet relations

Will Green Dam block everything?

the-big-brother-is-watching-you.jpgLooking through Green Dam’s list of Falun Gong related vocabulary is quite a surreal experience. (See Danwei and ESWN). It begins, predictably, with dozens of FLG terms and the special police unit in charge of suppressing the cult. But if you grab the cursor on the right of the screen, scroll down and stop at random, you quickly find a lot of words not usually associated with subversion.

“Compassion” (仁爱) for example. True, this is one of the three main tenets of Falun Gong, but it’s widely used in other contexts. A censored Baidu search for 仁爱 brings up 3,350,000 results which include a number of hospitals and the Renai College at Tianjin University.

The vocabulary list gets a lot stranger than that, though. How about “television station” (电视台)? I beg your pardon? Then there’s “police” (警察), “People’s Court” (人民法院), the “Great Hall of the People” (人民大会堂) and the “National People’s Congress” (全国人民代表会). And let’s not forget that deeply dangerous word “kilometer” (公里).

Much as I would love to believe that Green Dam is so crap it will shut down the entire Chinese internet, if that were true, I think someone might have noticed this slight drawback by now. Obviously, the software must look at how these words are put together, though how “Germany” (德国) figures in this, I’m not really sure.

But however it works, these things always have unintended negative side effects. After the riots in Tibet last year, the government mobilized the nation’s media to guide public opinion. It also blocked access to web pages with various combinations of Tibetan names written in English. So, one of our reporters was dutifully filing her daily uplifting report from Lhasa and sent the script back to Beijing by email to be edited. We couldn’t open it. The government’s internet censorship software had clearly decided it was some form of separatist, riot-inciting, Dalai Lama-loving, anti-party screed.

Fortunately, I’d already put Freegate and Ultrasurf (proxies created by Falun Gong, partly funded by the propaganda wing of the US State Department) onto our computers at work which enabled us to open the email, edit it and send it back to be recorded. Rather ironic that CCTV9 was able to complete its report criticizing Public Enemy No. 1 with the help of software from Public Enemy No. 2.

(This post has rather too many sensitive keywords and I’m a little nervous about hitting the publish button. Will it block access in China to my entire home page? Not yet. But can it be read on a computer that has Green Dam installed on it? If anyone out there has been brave enough to download the program, perhaps you could let me know.)

A rare sight in Beijing

A long time ago, a friend’s student from Jiangxi complained that you never saw individual clouds in Beijing. The sky was always uniformly blue or, far more often, a single sheet of grey. I’d never noticed this before but it was one of those facts that, once pointed out, is just obviously true. I may be wrong, but I don’t think I saw a cloud on its own for about two years back then. Wordsworth wouldn’t have written that poem about daffodils if he’d lived here.

Beijing’s air isn’t quite as full of muck as it used to be. But puffy white things in the sky are still quite rare, unless they’re being belched out of a huge chimney in the winter. So, this evening, when I popped outside for a cigarette at work (smoking has been banned anywhere inside the building since the leaders burned down the new Television Cultural Center with their illegal fireworks) I thought this view was worth a picture:

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The Umbrella Men of Tiananmen

With apologies to the BBC, CNN, Sammy Kaye, Beijing’s paramilitary police… well, everyone, really.

Somehow I didn’t think Youku would pass this one. The picture quality didn’t work too well on Yahoo. It looks slightly better on Youtube, if you’re not in China (but Youtube’s banned it for copyright violation). See Shanghaiist for links to the original videos.

UPDATE: Turns out I was wrong. I tried uploading it to Youku and they did pass it (for now). A bit sticky, but should load a little faster than Yahoo in China.

No, we will not forget

Nothing happens in this video. It’s just a candle tonight in Beijing.

The other massacre of 1989

Of memory and forgetting

Drive east from Algiers and eventually the road will carry you up through the mountains and valleys of Kabylie. From the city of Tizi Ouzou, continue to climb into the villages where children stop and stare at a rare Arab visitor, just as Chinese villagers stare at Europeans they have seen in pictures, but never in the flesh.

It was here in one of these villages in the intense, dry heat of August, 1987, that I arrived with my friend Rabah to see the place where he had been born and lived as a child. His best friend, whose name I have forgotten, was still there and when everyone else had gone to bed the two of us sat deep into the night, smoking and talking. He was a radical Berber nationalist, fiercely proud of his culture and furious with the state. For hours, he poured out a litany of grievances, from government corruption and repression to the banning of his native language in schools.

Some in the country acted as if they were oblivious to these and many other tensions, but it seemed obvious to me that Algeria was a powder keg ready to explode. And so it came as no surprise in October the following year when students took to the streets. They were an eclectic mix of communists, Islamists and Berber nationalists and their aims were conflicting. But all of them were angry. The government’s response was swift and brutal. Hundreds of young people were shot dead by the army, mown down with machine guns. I’d lost touch with Rabah, so I still do not know to this day if his friend was among the dead or the wounded, or one of the thousands who were rounded up and tortured. Nor do I know if any of the people I met are still alive after the orgy of killing that erupted in 1992.

On a beautiful, warm summer evening at the beginning of June, 1989, I was sitting in a cheap Chinese restaurant in London eating duck and rice with one of my university teachers. She asked me what I thought was going to happen in Beijing. It was the massacres in Algiers and Tizi Ouzou that were foremost in my mind and I had a dark foreboding that this was what Deng Xiaoping and Li Peng were about to do. But it seemed too terrible to say such things aloud and I hoped that I was wrong. So I kept it to myself and simply said, “I don’t know.”

On the night of June 3, it began. And on that night, and in the days that followed, hope died.

The hopes and fears of spring, 1989, and their bloody end in June will remain forever seared into the memories of those who saw the events first hand, or watched with horror from a distance on our television screens.

But there was another massacre in 1989; one that few in the English-speaking world have even heard of. In February that year, Venezuelans rose up against a massive rise in fuel prices, part of a package of neoliberal reforms that were the straw that broke the camel’s back. The poor protested, rioted and looted, seizing the food and goods that had been denied them and the complacent middle classes and rich took for granted. The uprising became known as the Caracazo and it would turn out to be one of the most significant events of the late 20th Century.

The Venezuelan government responded with extreme violence. It later said 300 people had been killed in the military crackdown, but estimates of the dead go as high as 3,000 - remarkably similar to the casualty range in Beijing. Some troops refused to open fire on their own people. Others were disgusted with what they had been ordered to do. And the poor, though crushed for the time being, remembered.

It is impossible to understand Venezuela today without knowing at least something about the Caracazo, its causes and consequences. It marked the beginning of the end of the established political parties, producing Hugo Chavez’s attempted coup in 1992, his election victory in 1998 and his repeated re-election ever since. Its effects have reverberated around Latin America and, ultimately, around the world. And yet, I ask you, have you ever heard of it?

If you haven’t, it’s not surprising. A search of the Guardian’s website produces a grand total of six results, none of them specifically about the Caracazo and the massacre that followed, but the articles do at least acknowledge its existence. And that is the best that Britain’s media can muster. The Independent, no mention whatsoever. The Times, nothing. The Daily Telegraph, nada, zilch.

How about the United States? The New York Times mentions the Caracazo three times. The Washington Post, not once. The LA Times has one result. It was published 17 years ago.

How could this happen? To gain just a glimpse of how important the Caracazo is to Venezuela, do a Google News search and see how many articles have referred to it in the last month alone. The left and the right remember it and interpret it in vastly different ways, but they all remember it and repeatedly refer to it.

No reporter based in Venezuela could possibly be unaware of the Caracazo and its significance. And yet not one of them ever mentions it. In China, the government forbids any media recollection of the 1989 movement and the June 4 crackdown. No such ban exists for the Washington Post or the Times on mentioning the Caracazo. That silence is entirely voluntary.

In spring, 1990, Taiwanese students launched a democracy movement in Taipei that was, in many ways, very similar to that of their mainland counterparts a year earlier. It ended peacefully, with the government agreeing to set up a commission to address their grievances and demands. Supposing it hadn’t? What if the events in Taiwan and the mainland had been switched? What if the students in Taipei had refused to compromise and the KMT had ordered the military to crush them? Like the Caracazo, I suspect that few readers of the English-language press would know anything about it at all.

As the 20th anniversary of the Beijing massacre approaches, it is absurd that this subject still cannot be discussed by the media or in books here on the mainland. Its causes and effects cannot be analyzed; its lessons cannot be learned. It is equally absurd that media in the West continually remember this massacre, but ignore others. Here in China, June 4 has “been faded.” In Britain and the United States, the Caracazo has been disappeared.

Which movements, rebellions and massacres we choose to remember, and which to forget, say more about ourselves than about reality itself.

The end

My Dad sent me an email saying my blog had been silent for a long time and suggesting it was time for another session on Skype. And then he died.

So now here I sit downstairs back in England. It’s five in the morning and my Mum will wake up soon. I’m hungry and I hope she is too because I want to cook breakfast. Last night she finished the first meal she had eaten in the four days since he died - a supermarket lasagne that my cousin had left in the fridge.

There isn’t any way you can prepare yourself for this. You think you have because you know it will happen. It happens to everyone and everyone gets through it. But knowing it will happen is only a thought, an idea. Reality is different. Real. It comes at you from all directions, in different ways, at different times. All thoughts lead back to him.

Now I realize that he was always a link in all my trains of thought. But in the past that train would continue. Now it stops, dead.

What the US said in 1998 about North Korea’s missatellite

The North test-fired a ballistic missile over Japan in 1998, a launch the regime also claimed was a satellite. Associated Press

The world is divided into good countries (us) and bad countries (them). Bad countries’ leaders “say,” “claim,” or even “insist” they are doing one thing, but good countries’ leaders “believe” or “fear” that the bad countries are actually doing something else. Journalists know what good countries’ leaders really believe because they are psychic.

Thus:

Western countries fear Iran is refusing to suspend uranium enrichment because it wants to produce a nuclear weapon.

Tehran denies this, insisting the programme is solely to generate electricity.

Sometimes good countries don’t just believe or fear things. We knew exactly where Iraq’s massive stockpiles of chemical weapons were and Colin Powell had cartoons to prove it.

Good countries launch satellites. Bad countries fire ballistic missiles. When bad countries say they are launching a satellite, they are almost certainly lying. North Korea is a bad country, so…

Reuters, 2006:

When North Korea shocked the world in 1998 by firing a Taepodong-1 missile that flew over Japan and landed in the Pacific Ocean, Pyongyang claimed that it was not a missile firing, but rather a rocket launch that had put a satellite into orbit.

AFP:

Flake noted that Pyongyang - which fired a long-range missile over Japan in 1998 - went ahead with another, albeit failed, test in 2006 despite repeated warnings.

Daily Telegraph:

Japan set out to construct a shield against ballistic missiles aimed at its cities and military facilities after another North Korean missile test in 1998 that saw the weapon flying over the northern island of Hokkaido before crashing into the Pacific Ocean.

Associated Press:

Though it is an international norm for countries to provide such specifics as a safety warning ahead of a missile or satellite launch, it was the first time the communist North has done so. It did not issue a warning ahead of its purported satellite launch in 1998 over Japan and a failed 2006 test-flight of a long-range missile.

Reuters, 2009:

North Korea shocked the region when it fired a Taepodong-1 over Japan in 1998, saying it had launched a satellite.

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Curiously, though, back in September 1998, there were a few other people who said North Korea had tried (but failed) to launch a satellite.

The White House, for instance:

What I can tell you, we have concluded about the North Korea launch is that they did attempt to orbit a very small satellite on August 31st. We’ve also concluded the attempt failed because of problems with the third stage of the rocket that they tested.

And the Pentagon:

Q: But there’s no disagreement about what it was.

A: We believe that they tried and failed to launch a satellite. That hasn’t changed.

And the US Department of State:

We have concluded that North Korea did attempt to orbit a very small satellite. We also have concluded the satellite failed to achieve orbit.

So, going back to that AP quote at the top, the writer might have said: “The North test-fired a ballistic missile fired a rocket over Japan in 1998, a launch the regime claimed the White House, the State Department and the Pentagon said was a satellite.” But he didn’t.

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As a postscript, on the subject of firing things over Japan, Richard Lloyd Parry of the Times quotes North Korea’s Rodong Sinmun:

It is true that our artificial satellite flew over Japan’s territorial sky and passed through the airspace of the Tsugaru Strait. However, it cannot be a “threat to Japan’s security” or a “violation of its sovereign right”.

Let us ask the Japanese authorities: Don’t you know what the territorial sky is, or an international strait, or the legal position of the airspace above such international straits?

As for the territorial sky, its height has not yet been internationally defined and the only general standard - that the height of the territorial sky should be extended only to a height appropriate to guarantee the security of each country - applies. So, over the past 100 years, the height of the territorial sky has been internationally recognized between 40 to 50 km. . . . Recently, however, some argued that the height of the territorial sky should be about 100 km, on the grounds that the flight altitude of ballistic missiles launched by many countries nowadays is generally within 100 km and that some of the satellites orbit more or less 100 km from the earth. As a result, nowadays, about 100 km is regarded as the height of territorial sky. No nation claims higher territorial sky, nor is it recognized. When it flew over the Japanese archipelago, our artificial satellite’s flying altitude was over 200 km.

Now, Japan alleges this as a violation of its territorial sky. What an absurd allegation it is!

The Japanese authorities say that we had not informed them of our plan to launch a satellite in advance and, therefore, this constitutes a “violation of international law.” Japan has launched dozens of satellites so far and has it ever informed us of any single one? If we are to follow Japan’s logic, it has violated international law dozens of times. The Japanese authorities claim to be reasonable and they have never mentioned this. Why? Nothing could be more absurd. Japan must remember this clearly: no regulations in general international law, or any space laws for that matter, mention the requirement for countries that launch satellite to make information available in advance.