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Chain reaction

Via Wang Xiaofeng:

The boss says to his secretary: I’m taking you to Beijing for a few days. Get ready to go.
The secretary phones her husband: I’ve got to go to a meeting in Beijing with the boss for a few days. You’ll have to look after yourself.
The husband rings his lover: My wife’s going to be on business in Beijing for a few days. Let’s get together.
The lover phones the young boy she tutors: There won’t be any lessons for a few days, I’m busy.
The boy rings his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher’s busy for a few days so I haven’t got any classes. Can we go out and play.
The grandfather rings his secretary: I’ve got to spend time with my grandson for a few days, so we can’t go to Beijing.
The secretary calls her husband: My boss has got some urgent business, so I won’t be going to Beijing.
The husband calls his lover: The date’s off. My wife’s not going to Beijing now.
The lover calls the young boy she tutors: The lessons aren’t cancelled. I’ll be teaching you as normal.
The boy calls his grandfather: Grandpa, I’ve got classes after all. I can’t spend the time with you.
The grandfather calls his secretary: The trip to Beijing’s on again. Get ready to go.

3 Comments

  1. Gemini wrote:

    You can see in this story that all Chinese are very responsible. They call ahead to cancel meetings or re-book meetings, even to their own secretary. This must be a very harmonious society.

    Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 12:43 am | Permalink
  2. rob wrote:

    It is indeed, Gemini. The title of Wang Xiaofeng’s post was “Harmonious food chain.”

    Tuesday, December 18, 2007 at 1:26 am | Permalink
  3. pjf wrote:

    Following an all round way perhaps?

    Thursday, December 20, 2007 at 5:35 am | Permalink

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