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When I grow up I want to be a corrupt official

On the first day of term, Southern Metropolis Daily asked primary school children in Guangzhou what they want to be when they grow up. Here are some of the answers:

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(After much head scratching) “I don’t know”

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“A photographer”

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“A painter”

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“A pilot”

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“A fireman, because firemen can help people put out fires”

And then there was this girl:

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“I want to be an official”
“What kind of official?”
“A corrupt official, because corrupt officials have a lot of things.”

Postscript:
Since Southern Metropolis Daily posted the video, it’s generated a huge amount of interest and comment on the Chinese internet and, to a lesser extent, in English as well. For some strange reason, the paper decided to delete that page, but the video is available on Youtube.

So, what does it mean? Nothing really. It’s funny and that’s it.

None of us have any idea what this particular six-year-old thinks “a corrupt official” is. Her mother reportedly explained it to her, but we don’t know what that explanation was or how much of it she understood. Neither do we know what the girl was thinking when she gave her answer. Without knowing these things, we are simply transferring our own adult views onto a child.

I prefer to think that she was joking and was quite pleased with herself for saying something so unexpected. But this is just another opinion, like everyone else’s, with no evidence whatsoever to back it up.

7 Comments

  1. Nicki wrote:

    Ha! You have to wonder what her father does for a living…

    Thursday, September 3, 2009 at 3:31 pm | Permalink
  2. nanheyangrouchuan wrote:

    From the mouths of babes…

    That phrase might end up all over China.

    Thursday, September 3, 2009 at 10:28 pm | Permalink
  3. Kenneth wrote:

    Hahahaha and guess what. The Southern Metropolis Daily post has already been taken down! Good catch!!!

    Thursday, September 3, 2009 at 10:41 pm | Permalink
  4. Chinosophy wrote:

    When she gets a job, we’ll tax her to death for subway tickets.
    More about this on Chinosophy.

    Friday, September 4, 2009 at 12:05 am | Permalink
  5. Phat Dog wrote:

    Obviously kids are socialized by what is around them in their own environment. In China this is par for the course!

    Let’s see… six kids, one wants to be a corrupt official, ok does that mean 1/6 of the population is corrupt?

    Friday, September 4, 2009 at 7:54 am | Permalink
  6. ChinaMatt wrote:

    It’s great to see kids with ambition.

    Saturday, September 5, 2009 at 4:08 am | Permalink
  7. Tanky wrote:

    That’s too bad, cuz i alreay grow up,but i never get a chance to became a Corrupt

    Saturday, September 5, 2009 at 12:35 pm | Permalink

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