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The Big Boot burns - now you see it, now you don’t

See Update Below.

(And see Sun Bin for eyewitness account (and now video); also Shanghaist, Danwei and ChinaSMACK. If you want to see for yourself exactly how the fire started, check out this excellent series of videos on Youtube: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5.)

With breaking news, it’s not unusual for a TV station to not have pictures in its first report(s). Then the pictures arrive and they’re used in later broadcasts. What is unusual is for this sequence to be reversed.

Before midnight, Monday, February 9:

After midnight, Tuesday, February 10:


The mysterious disappearance of pictures continued: 8am News, late morning news….

UPDATE: Why so coy? Well, maybe because it was CCTV’s own illegal fireworks that burned down its extremely expensive building and killed a firefighter:

The blaze that caused one death and six injuries at a hotel near the China Central Television (CCTV) new headquarters in Beijing Monday night was caused by fireworks, the city’s fire control authorities said Tuesday.

CCTV hired staff from a fireworks company to ignite several hundred large festive firecrackers in an open space outside the nearly-completed Mandarin Oriental Hotel, which is part of the iconic CCTV tower complex, said Luo Yuan, spokesman and deputy chief of Beijing Fire Control Bureau.

The people who ignited the fireworks are being questioned by police, he said at a press conference late Tuesday morning without giving details.

Four camcorders recorded the fireworks display and the entire ignition process, Luo said.

He said these fireworks were much more powerful and explosive than what was available at roadside stalls during the Spring Festival and therefore needed approval from the municipal government before being allowed in the downtown areas.

Owners of the property ignored policemen’s warnings that such fireworks were not allowed,” Luo said. He said investigation is continuing.

Fire broke out at the 30-storey building at 8:27 pm Monday and was put out at 2 am.

A 30-year-old fireman died from respiratory tract injuries at hospital early Tuesday. Beijing Fire Control Bureau said seven others were injured, including six firemen and one construction worker.

CCTV’s apology (without pictures and without an acknowledgment of the firefighter’s death) is here.

When news isn’t news… and then it is


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The leaders fight the drought (Xinhua)

When does a drought become news? Droughts aren’t like most other kinds of disaster. They don’t usually happen overnight. They’re not like the brief dusting of snow that brought Britain’s quaint transport system to a grinding halt for a day - and then melted as quickly as it came. That was news immediately around the world. We reported it in China. Immediately.

Droughts aren’t like the snow storms that brought China’s transport system to a grinding halt last year and cut off power supplies to provinces the size of countries for weeks. That was international news too - and with greater justification than Britain’s minor brush with disaster inconvenience.

So what about this drought in northern China that finally became news these last few days? It’s supposed to be the worst drought in the region for half a century and it’s suddenly very big news indeed. But, surely, for it to become the worst for 50-odd years, didn’t it have to pass through other “worst since” milestones? Wouldn’t there have been a point when it was the worst for a decade? When did it reach that point? Isn’t something that happens once in a decade news? What about when it became the worst for two decades? Or three? Or four? Who decided that a five-decade record was finally a big enough story to justify reporting it?

Some people might suggest that a problem is only news in China when the government says what a splendid job it’s doing dealing with it. But surely not.

Religious freedom in China

Uploaded to Flickr by musicoooool.


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Lotus Temple (Lianhua Si) in Tongnan County, Chongqing

(h/t Prostate in Flames)

The BBC says a big “impartial” Fuck You to Gaza

The BBC considers Palestinians in Gaza to be unique among the peoples of the world. They, and they alone, are too “controversial” to be worthy of humanitarian aid at a time of extraordinary crisis. Blankets for children whose homes were destroyed in the middle of winter; food parcels for families with virtually no means of subsistence - sorry Gaza, you can’t have them because you’re just not like other people, real people, are you? So it seems, according to the BBC.

Since 1963, British broadcasters have had an agreement with an umbrella group of major charities. At times of severe humanitarian crisis, they have given free air time to strictly apolitical, totally non-partisan appeals by the Disasters Emergency Committee which represents 13 aid groups including the British Red Cross, Oxfam, Cafod, Save the Children, Christian Aid and World Vision. The appeals have been made for victims of earthquakes, floods, famine and war. Until now.

Now, one group of people is alone in being too “controversial” to help. An impartial appeal, criticizing no one, casting no blame on any side, simply asking for money to provide desperately needed food parcels and blankets for those in extreme need might damage public perception of the “impartiality” of the BBC. According, that is, to the BBC.

A BBC spokesperson said:

The BBC decision was made because of question marks about the delivery of aid in a volatile situation and also to avoid any risk of compromising public confidence in the BBC’s impartiality in the context of an ongoing news story.

So, BBC, when you broadcast the appeal for victims of the civil war in the east of the Democratic Republic of the Congo last November, are you now saying the situation there was not “volatile”? Are you now saying that the war there was not “an ongoing news story”? Are you now saying that the appeal compromised your “impartiality”?

Here is the appeal issued for the Congolese victims of a war that was very much an “ongoing news story” when it was broadcast last year. This is the kind of appeal that would have been broadcast for Gaza. And it will now be broadcast by every other terrestrial TV station in Britain because ITV, Channel 4 and Five have now rediscovered their collective backbone and decided to air the appeal without the BBC.

Note that in November, the BBC was perfectly OK with presenting the following words about the brutal war in the D.R. of Congo:

The DEC’s agencies have been supporting people in this region for many years, so in spite of the difficulties of working in a war-torn area, they’re confident that they can get aid through.

The British government says the claim that aid might not reach those in need in Gaza is absurd. It also rejects the claim that broadcasting the appeal would damage the BBC’s credibility. Britain’s opposition parties agree with the government. So do the charities that have spent decades getting aid through to those who need it. But the director-general of the BBC still says sorry, but no, because:

… Gaza remains an ongoing and highly controversial news story within which the human suffering and distress which have resulted from the conflict remain intrinsic and contentious elements.

For some reason, this did not apply to the conflicts in Kosovo, Darfur and the Democratic Republic of the Congo. And difficulties in getting aid to people in need did not apply to victims of last year’s cyclone in Myanmar. Only Palestinian children are too “controversial” to be given blankets and food. Only Gaza is to “volatile” to be sure aid will get through.

So, now we know just how “impartial” the BBC really is.

For a full list of the charities that make up the Disasters Emergency Committee and for information about their current and former appeals and how to donate, visit their website at www.dec.org.uk.

How to tell if your 100 yuan note is fake

real-and-fake.jpg There’s been loads of news lately about fake 100 yuan notes that are supposedly so good that they’re almost indistinguishable from the real thing. The People’s Bank of China has repeatedly said that this is not true and pointed out a number of ways to tell a real note from a fake one. Photographs and diagrams showing people how to do this have been published in the papers and all over the internet. But as far as I can tell, no one’s thought fit to publish this in English. Surely people who don’t read Chinese would like to know too. So, below the fold, I’ve roughly translated the graphics provided by Sina.com.

(CORRECTION: Within minutes of posting this, I discovered the China Daily has already published an English-language diagram. Oh well.)

I take no no responsibility for any violence that might occur when, based on this information, you falsely accuse someone of trying to give you a fake note. If you do find you’ve been ripped off and your money is worthless, all is not lost. You might not be able to spend that fake 100 yuan note, and you can be certain that the bank whose ATM gave you this counterfeit will not refund you, but you can still follow Michael Manning’s instructions and amuse yourself making Happy-Mao and Sad-Mao.

Most of these security features apply to all yuan-denominated notes. Some of them become less distinct, or even non-existent if the note is old and battered. I still prefer to judge by the feel of the note - the distinct roughness of Mao’s jacket. (Continued)

A school with three children

A short photo-essay from Xinhua:

A four-person school

January 13 was the last of day of Autumn semester for primary schools in Rongshui county in Guangxi. At Siliutun school, Donghua village, Rongshui town, only one teacher and three pupils entered the final preparation for the end-of-term exam. Siliutun is a mountain village with 60 households. After third grade, children go to Donghua village to continue their education. Many of the children have gone away with their parents who are working elsewhere, so this year there are only three children left in the class. The only teacher is Xu Zhenguang. He’s been teaching for 37 years. In the eight years since he was sent to Siliutun school, he has walked the four-hour round trip through the mountains from his home to the school every day. All the jobs in the school, from teacher to caretaker, are done by him, helping the village children grow healthy and strong.


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Jan 12: The whole school does exercises

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Jan 12: The teacher, Xu Zhiguang, rings the bell to call the children to class

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Jan 12: Xu Zhiguang takes class for the 2nd-round exam

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Jan 12: 2nd Grade student Wang Yanjuan revises for the next day’s end-of-term exam

Targets in Gaza

Israeli forces pound targets…” (AP)

What, you mean this?

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Oh, no, you mean this:

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United Nations News Centre, January 8, 2009:

The Israeli operation has so far killed 758 people in Gaza, of whom 257 were children and 56 women, with 3,100 wounded, 1,080 of them children and 452 women, according to Palestinian reports cited as credible by UN officials.

Recent targets, according to the Palestinian Centre for Human Rights:

Northern Gaza Strip

· At 1.30 pm on January 7, an IOF fired an artillery shell at a house in Al Amal neighborhood in Beit Lahia, killing Wajoud Rajab Abu Waadi (31). Her corpse was left unattended until the following morning.

· At 2 pm on January 7, IOF opened fire at houses in Abed Rabbo, east Jabalia, killing three sisters: Suad Abed Rabbo (10) and her sisters Amal (3) and Samar (2).

· Thirty minutes later, IOF indiscriminately bombarded nearby the town centre of east Jabalia, killing two elderly people: Mohammed Abu Rukbah (87) and Musbah Ayub (60).

· At 6pm, an IOF plane bombed a civilian vehicle in Beit Lahia, killing five members of one family who were inside the car at the time.

1. Khaled Al Kahlout (45).

2. His son Mohammad Al Kahlout (15)

3. His younger son Habib (12).

4. His youngest son Tawfiq (10)

5. and their cousin Hasan Al Kahlout (20).

· Later the same evening, Hassan Ahmad Hijazi (31) was pronounced dead on arrival at Al Shifa hospital, after being seriously injured during intense IOF shelling of the northern Gaza Strip.

· On the morning of January 8, an IOF aircraft attacked a home belonging to Tariq Nimer Abu Amsha (20) in Beit Hanoun, killing him.

· On the morning of January 8, medical sources confirmed the deaths of a woman, Wafa Nabil Abu Jarad (23) and a child, Islam Jaber Abid Al’Daim (16). The child had been injured by IOF bombardment whilst attending a condolence ceremony for other victims in Beit Hanoun in the northern Gaza Strip.

· At 9.40 am on January 8, an IOF aircraft fired a missile at three members of the resistance who were nearby Al Qassam mosque in Beit Lahia, killing all three:

1- Mohammed Nafiz Al Hindi (25)

2- Anwar Jaber Abu Salim (24)

3- Abed Al Nassar Abed Il-Guffar Oda (23)

Khan Yunis:

· At 11:30 am on January 7, IOF entered Al Qarara and fired artillery shells, killing three people: one elderly man, Atuwa Ouwad Abu Mudief (60) and two women. The bodies were all transferred to Al Nassar hospital in Khan Yunis. The two women remained unidentified.

· At 12:30 pm on January 7, IOF warplanes bombed an open area in Al Fukhari. No causalities were reported.

· At 2:20 pm, IOF bombed another open area in east Khuza’aa. No casualties were reported.

· At 6:25 pm, IOF aircrafts bombed the house of the Inshasi family in Al Madraseh St, in Al Amal district. The 3 storey house was slightly damaged, and the residents were evacuated.

· At 11:05pm, IOF warplanes fired missiles, killing two resistance fighters: Salim Abu Mousa (24) and Hassan Ratib Sama’an (23) in the street connecting Al Amal and the refugee camp.

· At 11:50 pm, IOF aircrafts bombed the police station in Ma’an, east Khan Yunis. The building was heavily damaged.

· On January 8, UNRWA opened two schools in Al Qarara and Abssan as shelters for local families evacuated from the eastern Gaza Strip because of the IOF shelling and ground incursions.

· At 12:30 am on January 8, IOF military vessels shelled areas west of Khan Yunis. No casualties were reported.

· At 1:15 am on January 8, IOF warplanes bombed an open area in west Khan Yunis. No casualties were reported.

· At 2:00 am, IOF aircrafts bombed the police station of Bani Saheela east of Khan Yunis, destroying the building and damaging nearby houses including Hamza mosque. No casualties were reported.

· At 4 am, IOF aircrafts fired missiles into the 2 storey house of Al Qassam Brigades leader Mohammad Al Sinwar, located in block G in Khan Yunis refugee camp. The house was destroyed, but no casualties were reported.

· At the same time, IOF launched an incursion into the area of east Al Qarara, and then halted near the former IOF settlement of Kisovim, approximately 600 metres from the border with Israel.

Central Gaza Strip

· On Wednesday January 7, at 5:30 pm, F16 warplanes fired missiles into uninhabited land near Al Nadi Al Ahlee in Al Nuseirat, damaging surrounding houses.

· Half an hour later, IOF warplanes bombed a metal-workshop belonging to Ibrahim Al-Taweel in Al-Burej refugee camp, destroying the workshop and a number of neighbouring houses.

· At 7pm on January 7, an IOF aircraft fired a missile at the police station at Abu Meddin. This was the second time the police station had been bombed.

· At 8.10 pm, an IOF aircraft bombed the house of Walid Fadel in al-Burej refugee camp, killing two civilians: Ahmed Hussein (21) and Mohammed Mohammed Eissa (28). The explosion also destroyed the house, and four other nearby houses, and damaged a nearby mosque.

· At the same time, an IOF aircraft bombed the house of Samir Al-Naddih (41) in Al-Nuseirat refugee camp, destroying the house and damaging nearby homes.

· At 10 pm, another IOF aircraft fired three missiles into a police station in Al-Maghazi, injuring three civilians, including one woman and destroying two nearby houses as well as the nearby town hall. The local mosque was also damaged.

· At 2.30 am on January 8, IOF aircraft fired five missiles into an area in western Sowarha, destroying two houses and injuring fifteen civilians, including five children and two women. Another 20 local houses were damaged.

· At 4am the same morning, an IOF aircraft bombed a police station in Deir Al-Balah for the second time, damaging the eastern portion of the station, as well as neighbouring houses.

Gaza City

· At 1.30 pm on January 7, medical personnel were finally able to unearth the bodies of two brothers from underneath rubble. The brothers, Redwan Ashour (12) and Abdul Rahman (11) had been killed earlier the same morning.

· At 4.10 pm, during an armed clash with IOF in east Zaytoun, three resistance fighters were killed: Ahmed Mousa (20), Azmi Zaid (20) and Ahmed Libud (22).

· At 7.30 pm, during another armed clash with IOF, another resistance fighter, Majid Mushtaha (21) was killed.

· During the evening of January 7, IOF opened fire indiscriminately in al-Zaytoun district, killing Hattem Ghazal (42) inside his house in Jaffa Street.

· Also during the same evening, Medical sources in Al-Shifa hospital reported the deaths of four civilians, including two children, and one woman.

- Ehab Al-Harrizin (22) from Al-Shejaya

- Ahmed Howeej (7) who had been injured on December 27.

- Mohammed Hijjou (16)

- Ola Arafat (20

· At 9pm, IOF aircraft bombed Al-Taqwa mosque in Sheikh Redwan district. Four hours later IOF bombed the mosque for a second time, damaging it, as well as nearby houses.

· At the same time, IOF aircrafts bombed Al- Jawazat police station several times.

· At 11.50 pm, IOF aircrafts bombed Al-Nour Al- Mohammedi mosque in Sheikh Redwan, completely destroying the mosque and damaging nearby houses.

· At 12.30 am on January 8, IOF warplanes bombed the Security and Defence Station in Al- Muntadha in west Gaza city several times.

· At 2 am on January 8, IOF warplanes bombed the house of Mahmoud Al- Houwari (53) in Gaza city, killing a civilian, Omar Rejab (22) and destroying the house.

· Also on the morning of January 8, medical sources at Al Quds hospital reported the death of civilian Rawia Awad (30) as the result of an injury she had sustained during IOF bombardment.

Rafah

· At 4:30 pm on January 7, IOF aircrafts dropped a container of leaflets across Shaboura district in Rafah, informing civilians they should leave the area before 8am on January 8. The container injured eight local people. Thousands of local people immediately left the area.

· At 5.30 pm, the IOF bombed the border area between the Gaza Strip and Egypt for three hours, injuring three people.

· At 9.30 pm, an F16 fired four rockets at a house belonging to Ahmed Mohsin Foujou in Janena neighbourhood in northern Rafah. The 3 storey house was destroyed, and two women were injured. A nearby house was also destroyed, and several other houses damaged.

· At 4.20 am on January 8, an IOF plane bombed a house belonging to Ahmed Khalil Al-Mudalil, a leader of Islamic Jihad in Il-Ansar neighbourhood in southern Rafah. The house was destroyed.

· At 6:20 am on January 8, an IOF plane bombed an amphitheatre in a playing field in Rafah municipality, destroying the amphitheatre and also offices belonging to the Youth and Sports Ministry.

Xinhua demands democracy and human rights

No, not the Xinhua News Agency. The Xinhua Daily. And those demands were made rather a long time ago. The paper was launched in 1938 as the mouthpiece of the Communist Party in KMT-controlled regions. (In Communist-controlled territory, the main official paper was the Liberation Daily.) After the defeat of the KMT, the Xinhua Daily became the official party newspaper of Jiangsu province. Sunday will be its 71st anniversary.

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First edition of the Xinhua Daily, January 11, 1938

So what about those demands for democracy and human rights, not to mention universal suffrage, general elections and freedom of speech? These were the subject of many editorials in the Xinhua Daily before 1949. Since all of these things were put into practice after 1949, there was no need for the Xinhua Daily to continue calling for them.

Below is a collection of headlines from the paper during those early years, arranged by number of characters in a blog post by Wang Xiaofeng:

Running for election

Safeguard human rights

On the right to have elections

Democracy first

The spirit of democracy

Democracy and honesty

Strength and democracy

Democracy and the state of the nation

The true meaning of democracy

China needs change

Risk death for democracy

Law and human rights

On academic freedom

Democracy is not an empty slogan

Engineers and democracy

The sword of democracy

No one has monopoly rights on freedom

The sharp blade of democracy

Commemorating Mr. Jefferson

A true democratic warrior

Freedom of expression and democracy

A new theory of democracy and freedom

All honor lies in democracy

Only that which is democratic is legitimate

On the spirit of British and US democracy

US education and democracy

Earnestly protect the people’s rights

Democracy is all that China demands

A day that stands for democracy and freedom

Schools must be a fortress of democracy

China needs a real general election

Innate human rights cannot be violated

The first step in safeguarding personal freedom

Implementing freedom of association

One party dictatorship is a disaster everywhere!

The party cannot give orders to the government

Democracy is the essence of life

Without democracy, everything is mere window-dressing

On the issue of academic freedom of thought

Problems can only be resolved through real democracy

Democracy is the greenhouse for developing production

Does freedom depend on the conditions of the time?

China and the US are natural allies

Only with personal freedom can there be national freedom

The struggle for democracy is everyone’s business

The Chinese students who strive for freedom and liberation

Freedom of the press is the foundation of democracy

Political democracy and economic democracy cannot be separated

Only when one-party rule is ended can democracy be possible

Who is making it impossible to stabilize China? The government dictatorship!

We believe in democracy and we’re practicing it

Personal freedom of the common people is the gauge of political democracy

Freedom of expression: the source of vitality of the press

Only when the people have the right to speak can the country be a true republic

In praise of democracy — dedicated to America’s Independence Day

Commemorate May 4th, struggle for democratic freedom

Newspapers must get rid of the dictators who don’t allow the people to speak

Are democratic elections impossible when people’s education level is low?

The main task of the student movement is to struggle for democracy

The right path for democracy: unconditionally return government to the people

The publications law should guarantee the freedom of non-government publishers

American Independence Day — a day dedicated to the great struggle for freedom and democracy

Only when the people can supervise the government will the government not dare to slack off

Let the people think! The greatest threat to democracy is your indifference

The Chinese student movement will not stop until democracy is achieved

We’re not afraid of democratic America’s influence, we welcome it

Art and literature must strive for democracy, only with democracy can creative freedom be guaranteed

Every US soldier in China should be a living advertisement for democracy

China’s shortcoming is its lack of democracy, it should practice democracy in all fields

A political party is not an organ of power, it cannot put itself above the masses and the government

You cannot refuse democracy because the level of the nation’s people is low, use democratic politics to teach the people and raise the level of the people

*****

These headlines were presumably selected from the contents page (see Page 2 of this post) of the 1999 book “Heralds of History - Solemn Promises Over Half a Century Ago.” In order to safeguard democracy, the book was banned. However, almost all the articles can be found online. I haven’t got a copy of the book, but I suspect one or two of the above quotes are actually from other party publications from the 1940s and not the Xinhua Daily.

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Special edition of the Xinhua Daily, Sept. 30, 1949

Finally, I’ve translated a potted history of the paper, (Chinese text here) which is attributed to the Yangtse Evening Post in 2001:

Jiangsu province’s oldest party newspaper — the Xinhua Daily

The Xinhua Daily, a newspaper with a glorious revolutionary history, a history of more than 60 years of struggle.

In Summer-Autumn, 1937, the Central Committee of the CPC proposed its plan to publish the Xinhua Daily in Nanjing. However, shortly afterward, Nanjing fell to the Japanese. On January 11, 1938, the Xinhua Daily was published in Wuhan, becoming the only [Communist] party newspaper to be openly distributed in Kuomintang-controlled territory.

After Wuhan fell into Japanese enemy hands in October, 1938, the Xinhua Daily continued to publish in Chongqing, becoming an important battlefront for Chinese Communist Party propaganda in KMT-ruled areas. In January 1942, the KMT launched the Southern Anhui Incident. The Xinhua Daily escaped KMT government censorship, publishing Zhou Enlai’s poem “Mourn the martyrs south of Yangtze River. A wrong as great as history has ever known, suffered by Ye Ting and his army in the south of the Yangtze River, why do family members draw swords on one another, and so torment a brother!!”* revealing the criminal actions of the KMT in manufacturing the Southern Anhui Incident. This had a significant influence in Chongqing. After the victory in the War of Resistance Against Japanese Aggression, the party central committee decided to move the headquarters of the Xinhua Daily to Shanghai, to issue an evening edition of the Xinhua Daily in Nanjing and to make Chongqing’s Xinhua Daily a party paper led by the Sichuan provincial party committee. Due to obstruction by the KMT, the Xinhua Daily was unable to publish in Shanghai and Nanjing, and the Chongqing edition was shut down in February 1942.

On April 23, 1949, Nanjing was liberated. On the 24th, in Zhongnanhai, Beijing, Commrade Zhou Enlai met with well known party and non-party figures in the cultural and press world who were preparing for work in the south. On behalf of the party central committee, he announced that the name of the Xinhua Daily, with its glorious history, would used for Nanjing’s party newspaper. On the 26th, Comrade Shi Ximin arrived in Nanjing and, representing the army, assumed control of the KMT’s Central Daily newspaper. On April 30th, the Xinhua Daily began publishing on the site originally occupied by the Central Daily.

At first, the Xinhua Daily was the official paper of the Nanjing party committee. At the end of 1952, the Jiangnan and Jiangbei administrative regions were merged, once again becoming Jiangsu province. The Xinhua Daily then became the official newspaper of the Jiangsu party committee. Over the last 50 years, under the leadership of the Jiangsu party committee, following the guiding principles of Marxism-Leninism, Mao Zedong Thought and Deng Xiaoping Theory, it has performed its task well as a mouthpiece of the party and the people, publicizing party policy and reporting current events, reflecting the opinions of the masses. After the party’s Third Plenum of the Eleventh Central Committee, the leadership of the Xinhua Daily liberated their thinking and set their minds firmly on reform and opening up. They focused closely on main work of the provincial party committee and performed their task well in guiding public opinion, making a major contribution to reform and opening up and to the building of material and spiritual civilization.

*”Mourn the martyrs…. a brother” - Not my translation, so don’t blame me for turning Zhou’s poem into doggerel! Poetry is way beyond my limited capabilities, so I copied the translation from here. Zhou Enlai wrote the original by hand in two blank spaces left by the censor who had refused permission to publish Zhou’s original account of the incident:

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“Mourn the martyrs,” Xinhua Daily, January 18, 1941

Happiness was a year called 2008

Happiness in Britain, 1982, as seen by CDP, the advertising agency for Hamlet cigars:

Happiness in China, 2008, as seen by Netease commenter IP:120.84.*.*, via ProState in Flames (Links added by me):

What is happiness?
Happiness was 2008
You didn’t go to Urumqi for the New Year
You didn’t go to Chenzhou in February*
You didn’t visit Lhasa in March
You didn’t go to Shandong in April
You weren’t in Wenchuan in May
You weren’t in Weng’an, Guizhou in June
You weren’t a policeman in Shanghai in July
You weren’t a soldier in Xinjiang in August
You didn’t go to see the dam burst in Xiangfen county, Shanxi in Septmber
Obviously, happiest of all, you didn’t buy any stocks and shares
If you did, you went in with a BMW and came out with a bicycle
You went in wearing a suit and came out almost naked
You went in a boss and came out a migrant worker
You went in with a dog on a leash and the dog came out with you on a leash
You went in standing and came out flat on your back
To sum up, the world went in and a ping pong ball came out
But, really, that’s no big deal
Even more worth celebrating
Is that you’re already grown up
So you didn’t have to drink Sanlu milk every day
Happy New Year everybody.

(*Translation note: Going on the assumption that Liuzhou is a typo, I’ve changed it to Chenzhou which is written with a vaguely similar character. I may be wrong.)

Harmonizing the Gulf of Aden

Time to put on your dancing shoes and get out the karaoke microphones. The Navy’s Political Art Troupe has released a stirring song to commemorate the mission to defeat the pirates of Somalia:


Translated, it goes something like this:


Make Haste to Somalia
Lyrics: Wang Lei
Music: Lei Yu

Make haste to Somalia, cruise the Gulf of Aden
With lofty sentiments, the Chinese navy heads for the deep blue
Braving wind and waves, the warship’s flag flutters,
The Chinese navy, a bright sword to harmonize the ocean.

Chinese warriors, valiant men with iron wills,
Intrepid journey, 600 years after Zheng He.
Heroic sailors, forge bravely ahead,
Bearing heavy responsibility, the motherland will see our triumphant return.

According to the PLA website China Military Online, the song has won high praise from the officers and men on board the three warships heading for the Gulf of Aden and they are all actively learning it. Pirates beware!